


Once we started running I realized that I needed to do something to distract myself from my running pains since I didn't have music anymore. So...I started to talk to people. ALL the people! Anyone who would listen and even some who wouldn't. I was cracking jokes, begging for rides on people's horses and bikes, and pretending that I was racing against the walking spectators since they were the only people I was passing at first. I got some good laughs out of other runners and even a few cops and it seemed to keep me fueled at first. But then the heat started to affect me.
At about mile 5 I started to feel my energy draining so I told myself I would try out the Chocolate GU Becca gave me as soon as I hit mile 6. When I finally got there, I drained the GU along with some water and Gatorade. To my glorious surprise, the GU tasted like a warm Brownie oozing down my throat on Christmas morning! Could anything be more wonderful? NO! I stopped running at this point and began prancing. I wanted to sing and dance and I couldn't stop shouting praises to the chocolate GU that had so blessed my life!
By now I could see the midpoint clock and realized I was right on target to finish in my goal time of 2 and a half hours. I felt good...and I kept feeling good until mile 9. Then something weird happened. I was quite aware that it was blazing hot outside, but for the life of me I couldn't stop shivering. I kept having waves of cold chills and clamminess. How bizarre. Well, I wasn't gonna let some out-of-place cold chills stop me so I kept pushing myself until I saw the infamous and dreaded hill on mile 10. It was steep as you can see below:


So I did. I walked about 3/4's of a mile before I couldn't handle my wussiness anymore and then I started to run again. That lasted until mile 12 and my last hill. Then I walked another 3/4's of a mile before I felt like I could run again without evaporating. I only had a little distance left so I gave it my all. I passed about 10 people and then saw the finish line. Another lady who had been bunny hopping me the whole race suddenly burst in front of me. She was about 5 foot 10 and had much longer legs than me, and thus, ran faster than me. I knew she was fast because no matter how much longer I ran than her, or how many times she stopped to walk, I just couldn't stay in front of her. When I saw her slide past me I knew that no matter what, I had to beat her and her ridiculously long legs.

Oh! And as a random side note, I was just thinking how awesome it will be to run my next half marathon because now I'm pretty much GUARANTEED to beat my previous time! YIPEE!
9 comments:
Awesome race report dude! Sorry you had the worlds crappiest weather for your first half! I was just spectating and I was miserable in that heat. Love that you were so positive through the whole thing though and let your happy funny personality carry you through. (btw, whoever took that action shot of you at the finish line is a seriously talented photographer and probably ridiculously attractive and funny too. Just a guess) Oh yeah, and I like how I totally look dazed or like I have a lazy eye in that outback pic. Couldn't you like photoshop my face out for the face Brooklyn is making? At least that one is funny!
Wow! That's just about the most glowing endorsement of a product I've ever heard! Kinda makes me want to eat a chocolate gu right now even though I'm not running...
Way to go babe! You guys did great!
You're amazing!! Congrats on finishing and pushing yourself so hard. And you will most definitely beat your time on your next race!!
Way to go! I'm so glad you were smart and finished strong instead of going to the ER or something! That's even better than getting a "good" time.
Mmmmmmm chocolate gu... Way to go dude. I can't believe you did it. You totally can do hard things. I just feel bad for the lady in yellow as you passed her cheering. Haha, so funny how your cheering as you do it, but really I do feel bad for her.
Way to go Naomi! Fantastic!
Love ya,
Grandma Pratt
Congrats Naomi....and Jennie...and Taber and friends! Great race report. Wish we could have been there to cheer you on and join in the fun. It is funny how good Gu can taste at times like that...I'm definitely a fan of the various gels and such as they give a much needed energy boost. Keep it up!
Congrats Naomi. Looks like you guys had a lot of fun. Maybe we should all plan a race to get together and hang out...but minus the race let's just all hang out.
That is awesome Naomi!! Can't wait to do my next one!
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