Saturday, November 27, 2010

28 years older...and maybe a little wiser too!

I know this is a little late, but on November 13th I celebrated my 28th birthday! I woke up early and went on a short run with the new running watch that Kevin got me. When I got home I was treated to berry cobbler for breakfast. I spent the next few hours enjoying some home spa treatments before Kevin took me out to eat sushi and then we rented "How to Train your Dragon" and "Toy Story 3". Then we came home and watched movies while eating the cake that Brooklyn and Kevin made. Before bed I got to open another stack of presents...the WHOLE set of books for "The Great and Terrible" series!

I had a wonderful birthday and feel very blessed to have so many wonderful people in my life. As a way of reflecting on the last few years I decided to share with you 28 things I have learned throughout my life. Enjoy:

1. Even though it looks like potato chips and tastes really good, you should NOT eat rat poisoning as a club snack, your mom will freak out.
2. There is NO amount of time that your brother is not willing to wait in order to scare the crap out of you.
3. If you want to raise rabbits for meat, don't let your children name them. You will end up wasting a LOT of meat.
4. If your mom says it can be CAN. Even if that means setting up tents in the back yard to house the 17 people, 3 dogs, and 9 cats she has taken in.
5. Pouring cold water on your cousin while she is tanning in the front yard can lead to an epic water fight that involves pulling the hose through the living room window to spray your siblings. Don't do it...your mom will be mad.
6. The black dot in my eye is not actually a fruit fly that got stuck and had skin grow over it. Despite what Josh may have told me, it is actually a burst blood vessel.
7. You should take advantage of sibling worship as long as you can! (i.e. Tell your younger sibling that she is the cleanest pig in the world and you are an incredible talking dog. Then proceed to ride her back while directing her to clean your room.)
8. Do NOT sneak into the attic and eat all the MRE's out of your family's 72 hour kits. You WILL get diarrhea.
9. Backyard campouts are the BEST form of entertainment...for children AND adults!
10. Don't feed dog food to your cousins when you are supposed to be in bed. They will tell on you, and you WILL get in trouble.
11. Domestic chickens can NOT fly and they will face plant EVERY time you throw them out of your tree.
12. If you can't do a push-up on your hand while holding it in the position you would punch someone, don't punch someone that way. Your hand will probably break.
13. Picking up dog poop can be a VERY lucrative business. "If something your neighborhood...who you gonna call? DOO DOO BUSTERS!"
14. Hair-spraying your sister's hair to her pillow while she is sleeping is a GREAT April fools joke! Unless you are the sister who got her hair plastered to her pillow.
15. Don't grab scissors from a feisty 3 year old. It will leave a mark.
16. If you pick up a frog, it will pee on you.
17. Don't Vaseline the toilet seat as a joke. Your mom might sit on it and slip off into the bathtub.
18. Being skinny doesn't mean you are healthy. I once saw a 300 pound man beat Kevin at a marathon!
19. Stacking up your food storage is a fantastic way to create a second bedroom.
20. There is no friend greater than a sister friend
21. Marriage is hard, but totally worth it!
22. When experts say that newborns sleep an average of 18 hours per day, they don't actually mean your newborn.
23. The human body is capable of doing REMARKABLE things, as long as you can convince your brain that it is possible.
24. No matter how old you get, you will always need your mom.
25. When a child says they have to pee, they have to pee NOW!
26. If you need more sleep, have a baby. No...wait... I mean, if you want to be more tired than you've ever been in your life, and NOT sleep, have a baby.
27. There is no lesson in life that is more impactful than motherhood.
28. Most importantly, over the last 28 years I've learned that I am loved. By my family, my friends, my husband, my children, and my Heavenly Father. And THAT is what makes everything worth it!


Tara said...

This was a way cool post! I don't know how you did that photo collage, but it's cool! I think I met you somewhere around the cool Hawaiian picture. :)
Your list was funny, you are a trip Naomi! Please don't let my kids vaseline my toilet seat. Or spray the hose in the house. haha, sure makes for some good memories though! Hope you had a great birthday.

Liberty said...

I LOVE the post...those 28 things are GREAT...I was laughing so hard! Happy Birthday!

Pae and Guy said...

#2 too true

Natalie said...

I can't believe those things happened in your real life. Your poor parents! :)

Tau said...

happy birthday to you Naomi! You are very wise. Please continue to pass all that wisdom on to your seed and other friends and family...hahaha.

Jennie said...

But that rat poison looks so good... Very well you've convinced me :) Glad you had an awesome birthday! You're an amazingly wonderful person and I don't know what I'd do without you! MIss your guts when you're not here!

Beccarigg said...

Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahahaha! BWAH HAHAHAHAH! OH MAN! OH MAN! Oh hahahahaha! HEhehe! cough cough! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

OH MY GOSH!!!! Freaking funniest list EVER!! doo doo busters. hahahaha! MRE diarrhea. hahahhahaa! Chicken face plants! HAHAHAHAH! Man we had the most wack and random childhood. Perfect and hilarious summary of growing up an Uda. Thanks for the laugh and the flashback to some dang funny memories. Oh and Happy 28th ye old fart!

Sarah said...

Happy bday Gomer! I am glad to see what an impact I had in your life and the lessons you've learned ;) . Becca nailed it. Your list is totally a summary of life growing up as an Uda. Good times. Love ya