On Saturday night, we met up at the Booth residence for dinner... and to open the "top secret" mission papers and receive service weapons!!!
In case you can't read it, this is what the letter said:
Agent R and Agent K,
Your immediate service on a top secret mission is requested by the MBI! (Mother's Bureau of Investigation) An underground gang of female thugs known as the "Barbies" have been ruthlessly capturing and torturing our armed forces!!! After our military was captured, we sent in an elite group of super heroes called the Avengers. They too, were captured, and we believe they are being tortured for information about our agency, as well as other government agencies, in a plan to bring down the Untied States Government! As far as we can see, you two are our last remaining hope. There are no other agents with your specific set of skills and qualifications who can save us from the Barbies! Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to find and eliminate the Barbie thugs and bring back our heroes, unharmed. Their last known location was somewhere in the jungle at Latitude: 4 8 2 8 Longitude: B R Y A N P L. Good luck agents!
Directors T & N
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Once the papers were received, Kevin and Robert walked in to the jungle where they learned that Barbies can think of hundreds of despicable ways to torture their victims! They saw everything from burning soldiers on the grill and burying them alive, to feeding soldiers to alligators and running them over with lawn mowers!
The jungle was strewn with violence and bloodshed!
But never fear! Our heroes soon arrived with their new Nerf guns in hand and made quick work of the horrible Barbie gang!
In fact, our heroes took great delight in shooting down their Barbie foes! They worked remarkably well as a team, and together... they CONQUERED!
The next day we went to church where the primary sang for their dads during sacrament. Kevin snuck out his iPhone and took this video:
After church we headed back home where Kevin and the girls broke out his new toys and set up an epic battle in our very own living room!
All in all, I'd say our gifts were a big success, and thanks to us, the United States Army and the Avengers are safe once more... or at least until Kevin decides that THEY are the bad guys!