-During her bath the other day, I spiked Brooklyn's hair with the shampoo. She happened to see herself in the mirror after I was done and her eyes got really wide and she yelled, "Mommy! I'm a TEMPLE!"
-A couple nights ago, Kevin thought he would be manly and box up one of his "toots". When Brooklyn heard the toot go into the box she yelled, "Oh NO! Daddy poo-ed!" I told her that he just farted but she looked at me like I was crazy! Then she said, "I check." She then ran over to Kevin and took a big whiff of his rear end! She pulled back with the most grossed-out face I have ever seen and then said, "Mommy! My nose hurts!"
-Last night we were watching TV and Star Wars came on. When Brooklyn saw Yoda appear on screen she yelled, "YODA! Grrrr" and proceeded to flex and growl to show us how tough she thinks Yoda really is! It was one of the proudest moments Kevin has ever experienced since becoming a father.
-Whenever I discipline Brooklyn, I try to explain to her what she is getting punished for. She gets a warning, a time-out, and then a spank on the butt. The other day she got busted big time and after the warning and time-out were ineffective I told her she was going to get a spanking. She quickly grabbed her bum and yelled, "NO! ITS MY BABY BUTT CRACK!" (Kevin taught her that, I swear!)
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Oh my gosh, Naomi! I can't stop laughing! Every single one of those had me cracking up. She is gonna be one funny girl!
Dang Freaking HILARIOUS!! DADDY POO-ED!!! can't stop laughing!! (awesome temple hair pic too!)
The other day we were playing the Wii with some friends and SOMEBODY (I swear it wasn't me, you know I claim mine) let out the rankest smelling fart in the history of man. I was trying to be all subtle and just ignore it but then Teya starts sniffing the air and loudly yells, "WHO POOPED? sniff sniff "Someone pooped mom! WHO POOPED!" hahahaha! Kids are soooo funny!!!
I'm laughing so hard right now!
That is awesome. I can't wait for Noa to say more than "No" and "Dat's Mine" and "stop." Brooklyn's comments are so much more entertaining.
Ha ha Kids say the darndest things. So funny. I love how honest they are. Brooklyn has so much personality. I hope I can see her soon. This is such a cute stage for kids. Sorry it has taken me so long to comment. I love all your posts. Hope the move went well and the hangers trick worked for you. Love and miss you guys.
Dang gina!!! That's awesome!! I think I'm going to start incorporating some Brooklynisms here at work at 2 am just for laughs :)
Thanks for the laughs! What a cutie!
What a dang cute little girl you have. Thanks for sharing your entertainment with the rest of us so we could get a good laugh in today. :-)
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